i keep going back to look at this
first day back happens in less than 4 hours and instead of sleeping im playing dont starve
I WAS NOT EXPECTING THAT
Nobody’s gonna live another day, huh… sounds good to me.
I found a baby pug at the pet store, she was everything I imagined and more.
subway sure doesn’t mess around when it comes to puns
i talk a lot of shit for someone who can’t choose rude dialogue options in games because i’m scared of hurting a characters feelings
THERE IT IS AGAIN! THERE IT FUCKING IS! i’VE BEEN TALKING ABOUT THIS PHOTO FOR YEARS AND NEVER COULD FIND IT!! THE LAN PARTY WITH THE GUY DUCT-TAPED TO THE CEILING!! BACK IN ANCIENT TIMES WHEN PEOPLE STILL USED CATHODE MONITORS AND WHEN COUNTERSTRIKE WAS THE NEW THING. THIS SHIT IS REAL. THIS IS REAL SHIT. SHIT THAT HAPPENED.
When your pet adjusts their position so they can lay their head on you
I have truly ascended into hell
I’m both very sorry and laughing so hard my ribs hurt
Tempted to do an audio-post reading of this. I have the worst voice in mind.
how does she know that’s even aimed at her that is a public bathroom
FOLLOW ME HERE
I WILL ALWAYS FOLLOW BACK
PLEASE MESSAGE ME TO FOLLOW YOU BACK IF I DONT
I WILL START THEM WHEN THIS GETS 300 NOTES
PLEASE I WOULD LOVE TO THIS